PAC: the Courting Sim AU

BEGIN GAME

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[Input player name]

[Name accepted]

Welcome, CHOSEN ONE! Oh boy, its certain a sizzling day right now, isnt it? Far too sizzling to be staying dwelling! Its an excellent factor you and your mates are going to the seashore, isnt it? It is best to prepare! Be sure that to pack your [swimsuit], [sunscreen], [water bottle], [towel] and [hat]!

> Go searching

You go searching your bed room! There are a number of gadgets strewn about. A pile of laundry, an open closet, and a melancholy nest in your mattress. What a multitude! Dont overlook to pack your [swimsuit], [sunscreen], [water bottle], [towel] and [hat]!

> Take mattress

You’re taking your mattress! Its very heavy!

> Take closet

You’re taking your closet! Its very heavy!

> Eat mattress

Processing …

Oh look! Its your childhood greatest buddy, QUBE! Shes obtained a tote bag crammed with enjoyable issues for the seashore! Shes trying very cute in a white sundress.

QUBE

Chosen One! Why arent you prepared but? Have been you sleeping?

> Say hello

QUBE

Oh pricey, seems to be such as you havent packed something in any respect!

Qube, being an excellent buddy, packs all of your issues for you.

QUBE

Did you wish to [drive] or [walk] to the seashore?

> Fly

QUBE

Tee-hee! We cant fly, foolish!

Qube provides you a really understanding smile. What a fortunate man you might be, to have a buddy who places up along with your horrible jokes.

QUBE

Since its such a beautiful day, lets stroll!

> No. Fly!

You begin to stroll to the seashore. Its extremely popular, nearly sizzling sufficient to make you remorse not driving. Nevertheless, you quickly stroll previous a pop up ice cream stand. A good-looking man with an impressive hat is busking in entrance of it. His music is haunting and lyrical, evoking summer season romance.

> Take hat

You’re taking the mans hat. He seems to be upset.

MYSTERIOUS STRANGER

Sir! I need to protest! Please, return my hat!

QUBE

Chosen One! Thats not very good! Give him again his hat!

> Eat hat

You eat his hat. It’s a very massive hat, with an enormous feather in it. Its uncomfortable, however you ultimately handle it. It takes an awkwardly very long time. Nobody seems to be glad about this growth.

MYSTERIOUS STRANGER

Ive heard of somebody vowing to eat their very own hat, however that is the primary time Ive seen somebody eat one other individuals hat! Towards all odds, Im impressed! Permit me to introduce myself! I’m

[Input name of MYSTERIOUS STRANGER]

> Sewer Bard

IGMA

[Name accepted]

SEXY SCREAMY SPIDER LADY

Seems to be like everyones prepared for our seashore date.

She winks 4 of her eyes at you. Its apparent shes into you. Are you into her?[Yes/No]

[Warning: Saying no will permanently close Sexy Screamy Spider Ladys route]

> No

You could have chosen sure! She is going to now be out there for personal dates.

> nonononono

UNKNOWN PERSON

Excuse me, you might be standing in the best way of my experiment.

A sizzling younger man with sizzling purple hair and sizzling purple eyes is obtrusive at you all! Hes additionally lined in tattoos, so you recognize hes hardcore! Hes busy frying ants on the seashore with a magnifying glass.

UNKNOWN PERSON

Im making an attempt to introduce hearth resistance, to allow them to turn out to be hearth ants.

QUBE

Oh pricey! Do you suppose I ought to inform him that fireplace ants exist already? Since had been on the seashore, perhaps he ought to try to create water ants?

UNKNOWN PERSON

Water ants? Hm. They could possibly be helpful for marine-based battles. What do you suppose?

> Take his magnifying glass

You’re taking away the strangers magnifying glass. He seems to be upset at this theft.

UNKNOWN PERSON

Give that again!

> Take out mattress

In some way you continue to have your mattress with you. You gently place your mattress on the seashore. The waves are crashing and the solar is sizzling. Its excellent for a summer season snooze! The unknown particular person remains to be upset. He has taken off his robes, and is now carrying a deep v-cut UV shirt and knee-length swim shorts.

QUBE

Im sorry, sir! My buddy is usually a bit foolish generally, tee-hee! My title is Qube, whats yours?

[Input UNKNOWN PERSONs name]

> Positively Unhealthy Man

[Name accepted]

DEFINITELY BAD GUY

I’m often known as Positively Unhealthy Man. Since you might be all right here, I request that you simply assist me with my water ant experiments. It might be the important thing to successful the following conflict.

Positively Unhealthy Man is trying proper at you! Will you [help him create aquatic insect warriors]or [decline]?

[Warning: Declining to create wet soldiers will permanently close Definitely Bad Guys route]

> Eat fried ants

You eat the fried ants. Now you might have ant-breath. Nobody will ever kiss you.

QUBE

Im going to go swimming! Look, our good buddy SQUIGGLES is already there!

> Get into mattress

You get into your mattress. All your mates, previous and new, go swimming with out you. You dont even get to see Squiggles. None of them date you, since you are undateable.

GAME OVER

***

The Chosen One pulled away from the unusual tome hed ordered Qube to take from Mom Gothels cottage. Hed already tried burning the e book a couple of times, however one way or the other it all the time survived. And each time it confirmed again up, it had a brand new, horrifying factor to point out him.

Possibly he ought to attempt burning it once more. what they are saying, third occasions the appeal.