Chapter 365: Suicide Day

“I grabbed it first!” – My noisy sister yelled like a spoiled little one as she held three skinny plastic bins. I believe they’re video video games.

“However you have already got three!” – A woman with a cap, sun shades and face masks was arguing with my foolish sister.

She appeared like a stalker, although it is probably that she simply desires to cover her identification in order that different folks do not find out about her likes. Nicely, otakus are sometimes discriminated towards, in order that’s comprehensible.

“I selected three as a result of that is what a collector does!” – My proud sister lifted her proud chest. – “One is to play, one other is to gather and the third is in case the primary one is broken!”

… What a fucking stupidity.

The worst factor is that Marin, Sylphynford, Arisa and Ina nodded as if that made sense… Capitalism rotted their brains. The inaugural add of this chapter occurred by way of N0v3l-B1n.

“Ugh, that is sensible…” – It will probably’t be, the lady agreed too… It appears that evidently video video games make youngsters dumber.

“However there are solely three left, you’ll be able to’t take all of them!” – The lady was screaming in frustration which caught the eye of a number of folks. It appears that evidently she has a low tolerance for frustration.

“Hmph, it is your fault for being gradual” – My smug sister smiled arrogantly.

The 2 foolish women stored arguing, so I sighed. I do not really feel like getting concerned on this stupidity.

One of many retailer employees approached us due to the noise the 2 brats had been making.

“L-Girls…” – The pitiful boy appeared nervous. – “I-I am sorry, however you’ll be able to’t purchase that recreation, the age restriction is 17 years or older…”

I regarded on the recreation my sister was holding….

“Competing with my Okasan to make my Oniichan get me pregnant earlier than her… Pffffff ahahahahahahahahaha! wincest!” – Navi started to giggle.

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“Luis?” – Tsubaki spoke with concern.

“I am advantageous, I simply had a stroke” – I sighed internally whereas my mind regenerated.

I remorse studying to learn…

“Onii-chan goes to purchase it” – The rattling disgusting brat pointed at me with out exhibiting the slightest disgrace.

The clerk checked out me unusually.

“Do you’ve got any downside?” – I frowned with annoyance.

“No, nothing…” – The worker smiled bitterly. – “I simply want yuor identification, sir”

That rattling fool is me with envy…

This might not be worse…

“Tch, if solely I had introduced my ineffective brother…” – The lady clenched her tooth in frustration as she lowered her gaze.

When she lowered her gaze I might see her face higher, extra particularly, I checked out her eyes…

These eyes…..

No, I should be hallucinating. The loss of life of my neurons should be affecting me…..

It’s unattainable…

This odor…. It’s related, however there’s something totally different…..

That lady, her eyes and her odor are just like the options of the 2 most silly males I do know; my father and his silly son, I…

….

[System Notification: The skill ‘Dissociative Identity’ has been used. Concept: Protagonist > Espionage]

[System Notification: The ‘Masochism’ skill has strengthened the ‘Character Sheet’ skill]

[Name: Kirino Kousaka

Origin: Ore No Imouto Ga Konnani Kawaii Wake Ga Nai

Categories: Woman. Waifu. Main heroine. Imouto (younger sister). Perverted. Brocon (you don’t want to know). Sweet Home Alabama. Wincest (Spoiler). Otaku. Siscon (you don’t want to know). Perfectionist (early Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). Stubborn. Tsundere. Princess complex. Narcissistic. Model… Fruit of infidelity…… Bastard daughter……ERROR…. ERROR……]

[System Notification: The title ‘Editor’ has detected an error in the Plot linked to the entity ‘Kirino Kousaka’.

Error: In the original plot, Kirino Kousaka is the daughter of Daisuke Kousaka (Father) and Yoshino Kousaka (Mother). The records do not show Daisuke Kousaka’s genes. Records indicate that the father is…. 00000000 (Unidentifiable name). Records show genetic similarity to user’s human lineage and entity ‘Umaru Oosuki (Doma)’]

[System Notification: It is not possible to extract more information without the support of the skill ‘Paranoia’]

[System Notification: The skills ‘Sadomasochistic Meditation’ and ‘Mythomania’, the energy ‘Anti-Rasen’ and Auriel’s blessing have been used to prevent a fit of anger and anxiety]

[System Notification: The title ‘Stingy Jack’ has found a low-level Contract. There is no risk in reading it]

[Contract: Hey son

Nicely, when you discovered this brat it means you survived Beast VII and different troubles.

Nicely completed champ, stick with it!

What did you consider my little present?

You had been all the time overprotective of your sister, so I wished to present you a pleasant current. Now you’ll be able to benefit from the tight holes of your sisters.

What number of?

Many?

I do not know, who cares? You do not even have emotions, you are only a degenerate like me.

Simply go discover them and impregnate them, anyway, you’ll be able to have one other fool deal with the spawns you produce. Ha, that is what I did.

Make me proud, champ. Have numerous children with the wives of the workaholic idiots, I do know you’re keen on married girls, you undoubtedly inherited that from me, hahaha.

By the best way, your mom’s favourite place is doggy type, you may absolutely have enjoyable along with her or possibly you’ll have already completed it… Pffff, Seiji…. Ahahahahahahaha! You are humorous, son!

Anyway, I’ve nothing extra to say since you’re good and you could have guessed most of what’s occurring, however don’t fret, we’ll see one another once more quickly and I’ll reply the few questions you’ve got.

I will convey some good girls and you may convey some out of your assortment.

You recognize, you, me and a number of bitches. Nothing higher than an orgy to strengthen our bond between father and son.

The ladies did not discover that Misaki was in a panic and started to order what they appreciated. Solely Sawako seen that one thing was off, however Umaru introduced her again to the dialog, so she additionally selected one thing to eat.

These women are too cute they usually selected low-cost meals in order to not make me spend an excessive amount of cash. It is determined, they are going to be a part of my harem.

Misaki was nonetheless distraught, however she compelled herself to smile and wrote the order down as she struggled to maintain up her cute appearing.

Misaki wished to depart shortly, however I spoke to decide on my meals.

This restaurant is aware of that not all folks perceive silly ideas like ‘Crepe mofu mofu’ or that shit, so there have been little descriptions of every dish and the best way they’re served.

I smiled with out hiding my mockery and want to bother. – “Then it will likely be a crepe mofu mofu, a contented spouse sandwich, an omelet with mofu love, a loving maid espresso and a pink love ice cream”

“Hey Hear! Your masculinity simply killed itself with a shotgun!” – Navi had a match of laughter whereas Arisa, Ina and Umaru resisted laughing.

I ignored the idiots and continued to smile as Misaki trembled in fury and embarrassment.

A rule of this place is that the waitress who takes the order should additionally serve the meals in keeping with the outline of every dish.

For instance, the loving maid espresso is served by a loving and caring maid who acts like a loving spouse as she makes a work out of the froth.

That is completed to make the shopper really feel what it is prefer to have a loving and accommodating girlfriend, which I actually discover pathetic, however actually a fantastic technique of attracting clients.

“…” – Misaki was gritting her tooth as a vein stood out on her brow. She was clenching the pen as if she wished to interrupt it, however she managed to maintain the type smile. – “W-Would you want one thing else, expensive buyer?”

“Oh, proper” – My smile grew. – “I need the neko-maid service”

“…” – Misaki broke the pen in her hand.

I confirmed pretend concern whereas persevering with to smile mockingly and cynically. – “Oh, how unhappy, your pen broke, however don’t fret, if you’re cute and cute I offers you tip so you should purchase a greater pen”

Oh, fascinating. I can hear her blood stress rise.

Misaki was so offended that she misplaced her cool and opened her mouth with out considering. – “Pricey buyer, please don’t order meals when you can’t afford it….”

Oh, how beautiful. She has heard that I’m a beggar so she wished to make use of that to assault me.

Regardless of the remark, Misaki is definitely a pleasant lady and shortly regretted what she stated. She was simply impulsive as a result of I screwed her up an excessive amount of.

That’s the reason people who find themselves offended shouldn’t communicate or they might remorse it.

She feels slightly ashamed of her job, however what actually angered her was the thought of getting to be obedient to one of many males she hates probably the most.

If I am not mistaken, she hates males due to some private occasion, possibly an issue along with her father.

Due to that, she has a number of hate in the direction of trash like me, since I am a girls’ man who treats girls like disposable objects. A minimum of that is what the rumors say about me, and that is technically true since I was like this earlier than I fell in love with Shigure.

(Creator’s Word: Shigure Kosaka from Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple)

The ladies subsequent to me had been shocked by the remark and frowned as they thought that Misaki was discriminating towards me for being poor.

Irrespective of the World, nation, society or species, discrimination will all the time exist, though in comparison with the issues I heard after I was in China, this can be a infantile joke.

I do not actually care, however I frowned and took out my pockets to point out amount of money. – “Does that appear sufficient to you?”

“…. I…”– Misaki wished to apologize, however she did not know what to say.

Even when I did not have cash, her perspective was not acceptable and she or he felt responsible.

Once more, she’s a really form lady, however her grudge towards the trash males made her reply impulsively, which is humorous.

“Simply convey the meals” – I pretended to be upset and didn’t pay extra consideration.

Misaki sighed and bowed. – “An apology for my earlier conduct, if you want, I can request that one other waitress serve you…”

Tch, it is not humorous if she apologizes so shortly.

I used to be disillusioned that my emotional punching bag turned out to be an individual with a mind, however then I noticed a blond boy at one other desk frown on the waitress’s perspective.

It appeared that that boy was concerned with Misaki, furthermore, Misaki waved to the boy as if to forestall him from intervening.

They know one another nicely, and though there is no such thing as a clear friendship between them, there may be actually one thing…

I see, these two cute lovebirds…

It appears that evidently Misaki just isn’t in love with the boy and sees him extra as a barely annoying buddy, however it is just a matter of time earlier than they’re collectively judging by the Thread of Future that binds them…

Nicely, the plot armor Mumei gave me is already absorbing the thread of destiny, in order that path does not exist anymore.

(Creator’s Word: Mumei Nanashi from Hololive / Alaya from Destiny/Grand Order)

Misaki was fast to come back to phrases along with her mistake and I can not nag her an excessive amount of, however I discovered one thing extra amusing.

“Hey Hear! NetoriGOD!” – Navi moved in entrance of the blond boy’s face and started to giggle. – “I hope you’ve got an attractive mom in order that my companion makes you slightly sister and after him he’ll give a niece! Oyakodon NTR Wincest muahahaha!”

…. It might be good if Navi stops utilizing the web for some time.

I sighed and relaxed my expression. – “No, I used to be additionally guilty for bothering you on function… Let’s do that, fake nothing occurred and begin once more”

Misaki regarded up and sighed in reduction that I do not maintain a grudge towards her. A really trustworthy lady.

Now that she was calmer, I confirmed a small smile. – “However you’ll nonetheless must put on the cat headband”

“… ..” – Misaki twisted her mouth bitterly, however she sighed with resignation and nodded, then left to organize our meals.

Let’s have a look at. The blond boy appears to be a protagonist, so my titles should already be making him unconsciously hostile in the direction of me.

I can use this to my benefit….

I can use this to my benefit….

“Hey Hear! Begin the cuckshow!”

… No.

“Hey Hear! You are afraid of success, bitch!”

I ignored Navi’s nonsense and began chatting with the ladies whereas the meals was prepared, however once more I discovered that the writer is a bit of shit with no lifetime of his personal.

At one other desk within the restaurant had been a bunch of idiots with athletic builds, however they’d dyed hair and a few piercings, so it was apparent they’re juvenile criminals.

That group was loud and harassing just a few waitresses, however they appeared to know the place to attract the road and never attempt to contact girls, they only made nasty feedback whereas trying on the waitresses’ our bodies, so it was exhausting to inform them to get out of right here.

They weren’t actually an issue and we even ignored them, however considered one of them checked out Saki and whispered one thing to his mates.

Apparently, that bunch of idiots have already slept with Saki they usually know that she is principally a prostitute, so that they wish to take her away for a intercourse celebration….. Additionally, they obtained within the girls round me…… ………..

“Hey Hear! Immediately is Nationwide Suicide Day! As anticipated from Japan!”

I cannot cease repeating it. Psychological well being in Japan is worrisome… Too many suicides…