“Okay, women! We’re already not on time for the slumber occasion.” Tricksie yelled.

“However earlier than persevering with, can we agree we wish Leon to wash with us subsequent time?

We won’t talk about it round him, so we should attain a consensus now.”

Everybody quieted down and whispered to one another.

“Did not we already try this?” Kazz requested in confusion.

“Key phrase consensus.” Tricksie clarified whereas Zora and Zena.

“What are you us?” Zena requested coldly, “The argument that he is vital to guard us is insulting. However we might by no means stoop so low as to complain about his actions.”

The haremites checked out them in confusion.

“You persons are remarkably delusional.” Zora scoffed in disbelief, “That is his bathhouse; my sister and I observe him as a result of we wish to use it. Establishing tips for him utilizing it’s repulsive.”

“In the event you do not wish to bathe with him, go away when he exhibits up or come later.” Zena adopted, “He saved your lives, but you are treating him like he is demanding your physique for hire. Go away us out of this backward farce.”

The bathhouse fell silent and awkward.

“In a satisfying stroke of irony, these two have the commonest sense right here.” Lindy laughed in disbelief, making the ardent Leon supporters chuckle.

“Leon’s already establishing bathtub hours for those that need extra privateness.” Caitlyn clapped.

“So if you happen to’re a trauma sufferer, you possibly can bathe throughout these hours as he supposed.

For everybody else, we have agreed Leon makes us safer, has a phobia stopping him from being creepy, does not care about you or your physique, will not drive us to wash with him, is handsome and charming, saved your lives, and owns this place.

Does anybody have an offensive purpose for him not becoming a member of us?”

“Whenever you put all of it on the desk, I would really feel like a bitch for sayin’ sure.” Kaze laughed.

Caitlyn nodded and appeared on the girls. Everybody shook their heads, most with wry smiles and shame-filled eyes.

The blonde checked out Minx with narrowed eyes. “You have been silent.”

The cat girl averted her gaze. “I haven’t got an issue with it. So do not name me out.”

“Annnnnnnnd with that we have established that Leon’s welcome to wash with us, and Minx desires him to be right here.” Lindy laughed with a malicious smile. She did not just like the cat girl shamelessly encroaching on her territory. “Assembly adjourned!”

All the ladies reluctantly acquired out of the new spring. Many felt they might keep there for hours and nonetheless not be happy. It was heavenly.

Caitlyn was the primary to dress; she led Leon’s haremites and took her position obsessively.

Main them from the lavatory, she introduced them again to the park, the place Leon waited for everybody on his interface. There was one thing he needed to put together for.

The gods gave Leon choices for the slumber occasion as a part of the reward for the Paradise Highway Occasion. Now that he indicated he was holding the slumber occasion, he acquired them.

All of them left him conflicted, so he reviewed his dialog with the Harem God he acquired proper earlier than the Sanctuary Occasion, searching for steering.

—

“Leeeeeeeooooon!

You’re GOLD. Literal gold, little brother! I’ve received sufficient cash from betting on you throughout this occasion to pay again a millennium’s value of playing money owed. And guess what? Guess what!? I am not paying them!

I’ve prevented debt collectors for millennia, so why would I cease right here? Hah! If I paid them now, I would be poor. Why would I try this once I’m RICH!? Hahaha!

Uggggghhhh. I am wealthy sufficient to afford Zeus’ booze and let me inform you—worst resolution ever. I might solely sleep with eighteen girls tonight—one spherical every—earlier than tapping out.

I have never recognized such humiliation for hundreds of years, little brother. However guess what, little brother? I am RICH! Hahaha!

Anywhoooooo, I simply wished to say you are doing a stellar job. You are faking my virtues, however you are faking them like a champ! A champ, I inform you, a champ!

You need to know that It isn’t plausible. Everybody on the God’s Affiliation additionally is aware of you are pretending, however guess what, little brother? They do not care! Nobody does, hah!

Everybody’s method too entertained! I imply, listening to you say that you are a man of tradition is GOLD! Hahaha!

However don’t fret. I will not inform anybody you researched cringe-worthy internet novels to study harem tradition whereas Caitlyn was sleeping to determine what to say. That is our secret!

So, yeah. Simply preserve… doing no matter you are doing. I take pleasure in being RICH! So assist me out, and I will proceed to make it rain!

I gotta go. Ensure that to lose your virginity to that blonde sooner somewhat than later. Apocalypse? Making an attempt to outlive? Priorities? EXCUSES! There’s completely NOTHING extra vital!

The gods are making a sketchy occasion for you now. So be certain that do me proud, little brother.

Your despicably wealthy and honorably drunk patron,

Alcibiades

Harem God | Contact: | Women solely; debt collectors can be reported for spam.

—

Dearest Harem God,

I am glad my involuntary participation within the Beast Overclock occasion has happy you and made you briefly wealthy.

I wish to proceed making you respectably wealthy, so I am writing to you immediately to discover ways to try this.

What are your virtues so I can win this God Trial? I am pressured into it anyway, so I would as effectively win and make you handsomely wealthy.

Nonetheless, I do not know a lot about harem tradition. Please inform me your virtues so I can espouse them shamelessly and make you exceedingly wealthy.

Sincerely yours,

Leon Traxler, the person who seeks to make you exorbitantly wealthy.

—

Little brother!

I really feel like your message is destiny!

Final evening was EPIC! Nonetheless… in a flight of ardour, I made a decision to strive my unbreakable luck towards God Kaiji. Heh. Haha. Hahaha!

So anyway, I am broke now and owe sketchy money owed you’ll make your pores and skin crawl, so I respect your benevolent bribery.

It is fortuitous that being shameless, unscrupulous, and self-centered is a fundamental requirement of changing into a god, and I can legally settle for your kickback and provide the recommendation you search!

If I can earn god standing, I guarantee you, little brother, you possibly can too!

So pay attention, here is the deal. There are three basic necessities of being a harem god.

1. Sleep with that blonde.

2. Sleep with that offended brunette.

3. Sleep with that loopy silent brunette. She’s bother, however it’s your obligation as a person to please her if you happen to’re succesful. So discover a method, and make it occur.

Wait, I forgot crucial factor.

0. Make each girl exceedingly completely satisfied and happy whereas they’re round you. They will hate you later, however they should take pleasure in themselves round you!

Technically, there are 5.

5. Robust communal relationships.

I am leaving out the apparent: the whole lot should be consensual, and you should construct energy, have ambition, be sturdy in battle, and so on.

Bear in mind, a harem with no highly effective chief is simply dry polygamy.

Wait! Little brother, I am so shameless. I forgot the additional most vital facet.

-1. At all times make selections to your harem members first, and achieve your targets second.

That should not be an issue. Make excuses all you need, however you are a softy when potential candidates throw you pet canine eyes. Hah!

Simply be sure you do not love one individual whereas having intercourse with everybody in sight ceaselessly. A harem god should at all times love his girls equally.

So go away that to Kaze’s candidates, and do not utter his identify round me. That charming pretentious bastard’s like a vulture, and I’ve competitors for the primary time in millennia. So kick his candidate’s asses, yeah?

Pay attention, little brother. I am completely satisfied to advise you, however I am form of in a bind with these sketchy money owed and wish you to do me a favor.

There is a particular occasion coming your method known as Sanctuary. Throughout that occasion, I need you to keep away from contacting me for 2 weeks; that method, I can present those that your actions are reliable.

Such bets can be 1000 to at least one. No, 2000 to at least one. No, no matter. Wealthy armor!

If you are able to do that for me and preserve profitable occasions like loopy, I will file a movement to current you with vital data on the character of this trial.

With that data, you will have a headstart on profitable. I am certain you need that greater than presents and wealth, sure?

Anyway, let me know if that is okay.

Your detestably determined patron,

Alcibiades

Harem God | Contact: | Women solely; debt collectors can be reported for spam.

—

Dearest Harem God,

I am greater than prepared to do you a favor. I perceive the worth of favors, so I guarantee you I will do the whole lot in my energy to make it occur.

Please inform me about this occasion or give me a method to crush God Kaze and make you as outrageously wealthy as attainable.

Sincerely yours,

Leon Traxler, the person that is searching for to make you extravagantly wealthy.

—

Little brother!

You are terrifying, however I like that! I can not inform you a lot, however I can say there can be A LOT of girls.

Entice as many as attainable in probably the most debaucherous methods attainable, consistently selecting the choices that make you appear like a playboy as an alternative of sensible ones.

That is the easiest way to pretend exposing my virtues, sure? I imply, that is what I did my complete life whereas manipulating individuals. It’s kind of backward, however it’s the identical idea, yeah?

So while you begin the occasion, do not come out killing all of the male rivals so that each one the females survive. Get their consideration with one thing flashy as an alternative.

If girls survive for no purpose, they will not respect you, yeah? You will need to at all times catch their consideration first and allow them to know that you just had been the one that saved them.

That is horrible recommendation, however we’re males of egocentric tradition, proper?

Anyway, keep in mind. At all times do what’s finest to your harem members first, however default to flashy actions each time attainable.

Oh, yeah. Girls will worry you if you happen to slaughter everybody as a primary resort. That is rational, sure? So certainly your sociopathic mind will keep away from such strategies as a result of they’re irrational? Trace, trace.

I would love to talk, however the girls in my mattress are getting stressed. I owe them some love after pleasing me whereas penning this to you. It is solely proper, in any case.

Your loving and unscrupulous patron,

Alcibiades

Harem God | Contact: | Women solely; debt collectors can be reported for spam.

—

Leon sighed after rereading via the messages from the reigning Harem God.

His recommendation led him to push previous his phobia and use an exceedingly pointless sketchy airlift service for the Sanctuary occasion as an alternative of getting Caitlyn slaughter all the lads to maintain the ladies alive.

It additionally impressed him to carry an Apocalypse Social gathering the primary evening as an alternative of giving a rational speech on the advantages of building a metropolis.

These two actions earned him 300 girls.

It additionally influenced his resolution to not assault the lads earlier than they attacked the ladies, incomes him one other 2 hundred.

As irrational as these actions felt, he began believing in harem tradition for its practicality. It was remarkably efficient.

So he appeared down on the choices with a wry smile.

—

Slumber Social gathering Choices

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1. Cuddle Puddle

The ladies will really feel synesthesia from constructive feelings and really feel extra delicate to the touch. In consequence, they’re going to take pleasure in laying subsequent to one another.

It will likely be a heavenly bonding expertise that may go away relationships stronger and enhance cooperation.

–

2. Leisure Evening

The gods will use their energy to create probably the most entertaining set of occasions attainable, together with a godly play that everybody will take pleasure in and keep in mind.

It’s legendary leisure that your “haremites” will always remember.

–

3. Attractive Pillow Battle

A large mattress with a barrier will materialize in your chosen location. The gods will maintain three occasions, every interesting to various kinds of girls.

Every occasion will yield rewards from the gods, permitting all contributors an opportunity at god presents of their basic needs.

It is usually a particular occasion. Thus all girls can obtain presents, no matter their profitable.

–

Would you wish to decide? [Yes/No/Later].

—

Leon closed his eyes. He discovered the primary to have probably the most worth, the second to be the one one agreeable, and the third excessively shameless.

Briefly, he ought to select the third one.

“It has been working like magic up to now.” Leon sighed whereas selecting [yes] after which selecting the third choice.

——

[A/N: Sleep feels so good. Keep posted. The sexy pillow fight tournament starts later today. ;)]