After Mindy received her reward, the remainder of the rewards received handed out.

The rivals acquired rewards from the gods, and Reina was topped the occasion’s MVP. She crushed probably the most lovable competitor position, began one of the best occasion, and took part within the effort to alleviate the issue she induced.

Subsequent got here the Knock Out occasion, politically renamed the Pillow Push occasion, which turned an exceedingly uninteresting warfare of attrition.

Manka turned her full dimension. Whereas her energy received comically suppressed, nobody may push her out of the ring. #physics

Likewise, nobody may hit Cunning, who turned a ghost after each assault and counterattacked. Finally, everybody resigned however the two.

The muscular Lamia was insistent they duke it out. Nonetheless, they agreed on a draw once they realized that the snake girl could not catch the beast girl, and the latter could not budge the muscular girl. Working out of magic did not change their scenario.

Their draw triggered violent applause that rocked the colosseum, as everybody’s eyes glazed over thirty minutes prior, and Aquarius gifted Aquarius Model eyedrops to maintain everybody alive.

Naturally, Leon gave an enthralling nationalistic speech in regards to the biggest of Harem Metropolis, hit everybody with a volley of plugs, and issued a warning to the lads, which he was ending.

“Responding to the primary query on the Forbidden Library—no, Harem Metropolis just isn’t accepting eunuchs.” Leon declared dryly, “Nonetheless, please contemplate turning into one regardless to do the world a favor.”

A machine gun volley of gifting notifications adopted his closing.

Now that he was a world-famous star, male saltiness reached a tipping level. In consequence, male god candidates worldwide who had a retailer function additionally despatched him presents.

“Hmmm?” Leon hummed, trying on the notification in his eye, “How amusing. Haremites, I’ve an announcement for you all.”

Everybody had stood as much as return to the campsite however stopped in confusion, awaiting his phrases.

“A brand new group known as the [Anti-Simps for Justice] organized and despatched a mass joint reward of dildos to me.” Leon laughed in amazement, “It comes with a notice I am going to learn now.

The aesthetic males of Anti-Simps for Justice have pooled our sources to get you a present that you should utilize to fuck your self.”

Surprised silence.

A chuckle after they noticed Leon’s expectant grin.

An amazing explosion of laughter.

“You are giving cultured males a nasty title.” He continued aloud, “Your poisonous male murdering efforts and ‘metropolis’ of….”

Leon’s eyes turned murderous, studying the remaining silently. Nonetheless, his eyes turned antagonistic, crazed a second later, and developed an ominous grin. “No, that is good.

This showcases the problem that righteous anti-simps in every single place undergo from.”

The haremites turned to him in confusion, questioning what had come over him.

“Your poisonous male murdering efforts and ‘metropolis’ of clout-chasing whores who would promote their our bodies for materials wishes have desecrated the purity of harem tradition.” Leon learn, stunning everybody, “And for what?

Nothing.

You have handled life like a sex-positive social justice orgy underneath the guise of a false phobia that solely hides your identification as a simp!

Now, you’ve got bowed your head to those impure unfaithfuls and are depriving the few pure ones of the sexual pleasure they deserve.

We’re collectively glad you are destined to get cucked to demise by your [haremites].

Benefit from the reward, you closeted simp.”

Useless silence.

Leon panned everybody’s gazes to examine everybody’s mindset earlier than talking.

“Who needs to pen them a letter in response?” He grinned.

The realm exploded in wild cheers.

“Dearest Anti-Simps for justice.” Leon started casually, pacing like Napoleon dictating a letter, “Anti-simps have a collective want.

We search a world the place we will name a lady incompetant at work—if she’s incompetant.”

Confusion unfold throughout the viewers.

“That is all.” He clarified, perplexing the ladies additional, “It is a easy objective.

Nonetheless! Folks such as you known as competent girls incompetant whores once they received promotions as a substitute of you, feminists discovered your social media posts, used it as proof of the patriarchy, and all of us suffered.”

He trailed off somberly for dramatic impact, panning everybody’s gazes slowly.

“However rejoice!” Leon introduced excitedly, “In Harem Metropolis, we name out individuals for his or her incompetency.

That is why each feminist in these partitions accepted the title [Haremite] in trade for meals, water, shelter, electrical energy, showers, events, and delight within the apocalypse.

In spite of everything, they do not fear about having intercourse with a [simp] who’s [depriving] girls of the D.

If any man alive would not [sell their body] to me underneath such phrases, they seem to be a fucking fool.”

Lindy put her thumb and index into her mouth and launched a wolf whistle, triggering explosive cheers that shattered the airways round Harem Metropolis.

“Anti-simps search equality.” Leon continued matter-of-factly, “We dream of a world the place a lady bodily assaulting a person can get jawed in self-defense with out the male sufferer going to jail.

It is abhorrent that such frequent sense wasn’t permissible within the developed world.”

The viewers calmed down, and the haremites nodded in assent.

“Nonetheless, the individuals such as you who submit standing ovation gifs when girls get punched in novels forestall that.” He added dryly.

“The huge main of the developed world agrees self-defense is not value celebrating, and feedback like which are disturbing.

Due to this fact, as soon as once more, feminists level to you, scream that males get pleasure from violence towards girls, and extra stringent sexist legal guidelines stopping male self-defense get enacted.

Males lose their jobs in droves over small issues, misunderstandings damage lives, and folks like me develop phobias to guard themselves. Thanks for that!”

The haremites held their breath, frightened of his phobia. Nonetheless, he was nonetheless smiling.

“However rejoice! You misogynistic incels.” Leon introduced grandly, “This is not the developed world!

Harem Metropolis invitations all males to throw fists at our girls! That manner, we will showcase our devotion to equality by ripping your limbs off and clubbing you to demise with them.

That is our pledge. And don’t be concerned; I am going to guarantee we rejoice it with standing ovation gifs on the Forbidden Library!”

All of the haremites launched battle cries, breaking the sound barrier above the colosseum.

Gifting notifications exploded within the nook of his eye. Nonetheless, they froze on one which received highlighted.

“Lastly, I feel it is about time an individual of tradition addressed a traditional subject.” Leon introduced with fierce eyes, “86% of males and an [whorish] 88% of girls have intercourse by age 21.

Nobody needs to think about their accomplice having intercourse with anybody else.

That is very true for novels and exhibits. Studying and exhibits are for escapism and delight, so there’s nothing misogynistic with [wanting] feminine characters to be virgins.

Nonetheless, there is a title for males who name feminine characters who aren’t pure flowers [whores]—”

He regarded to the sky with a vicious smile. “—virgins.”

Lindy cheered shamelessly, flouting her intercourse dependancy like a badge of honor—actually not serving to his case—but it surely did not matter. The laughter pouring from the stands was contagious.

“I am not speaking about virgins at age eighteen and even twenty-five.” Leon smiled, “No, I am speaking about terminal virgins.

Isekai candidates. Individuals who find yourself on Truck Kun’s porn historical past. The 0.03% who make it to 40 with out having intercourse. That sort of virgin.”

He and his haremites burst into laughter once they noticed Redemption God Rudus had despatched him a t-shirt with a message that learn: “I did not name girls whores!”

The shirt mentioned [True Isekai Candidates Love Lolis!]

“I am not going to the touch that.” Leon chuckled in amusement, “Let’s transfer on. When you’re calling the overwhelming majority of girls whores, they will not sleep with you—clearly.

And if you cannot get your legendary virgin now, it’s going to get more and more harder over time.

By age 25, your requirements will drive you to seek for a unicorn who’s by some means a virgin and can even tolerate you. I guarantee you—such a lady does not exist!”

Extra laughter rang out. What he was saying wasn’t even humorous; it was simply so frequent sense that it was onerous to know why it was mandatory to say it. But everybody knew it was mandatory—that was the issue.

“When you’re offended and cease watching my channel due to this message—good!” Leon roared on the prime of his lungs, “Depart!

That manner, individuals can get pleasure from Harem Metropolis with out listening to my girls are whores! Or higher but, cease by so my girls can rip that malculture out of your fucking throat!”

Struggle cries crashed by means of the airwaves, haremites watching their chief deride anybody who attacked his girls. He did not take kindly to it in anyway. They’d by no means felt optimistic about anti-simpism earlier than, however now they understood it was frequent sense—and liked it.

“And now, for a message from our sponsor.” Leon grinned.

—

Dying and Rebirth God Truck-Kun has awarded Anti-Simps for Justice members the next reward:

Merchandise: Truck Kun T-Shirt

Gifter: Truck Kun

Grade: Epic

Description: White shirt with a truck that reads [Truck Kun Wouldn’t Accept Me].

Impact: 100% invisibility, guaranteeing no notices you.

Warning! It additionally makes it not possible for individuals to recollect or take the consumer severely, and the consumer can’t contact or work together with girls. Customers should change their mindset earlier than the [voluntary] invisibility and anti-memory debuffs put on off.

Reward Observe: “I solely settle for virgins who’ve good hearts or carry out a redeeming act, not individuals who work onerous to take care of their virginity.”

—

The forbidden library went wild, and the stadium burst into laughter. It solely received higher the following second.

—

God Candidate Group [Anti-Simps and Anti-Incels for Equality] has despatched Leon Traxler a joint reward.

Merchandise: Protagonist T-Shirt

Gifter: Anti-Simps and Anti-Incels for Equality

Grade: Frequent

Description: White shirt that reads [Fuck You, Protagonist!]

Impact: Evokes Laughter (Bitter and Malicious From Males)

Reward Observe: “Incels aren’t anti-simps, and we, as anti-simps, need to declare that we agree together with your factors publicly. That mentioned, we nonetheless hate you—for admittedly petty causes.

We’ll level out the actual difficulty right here. We’re three-packs-of-ramen salty that you’ve got a metropolis full of girls, many prepared to sleep with you, despite the fact that your chimerical character is shockingly subpar and inconsistent, and also you’re dodging girls just like the plague.

All of us need half-loli cat girls begging to have intercourse with us, but solely you get that—however deny it. We hate that about you.

We additionally hate you destroying our romanticism by regularly declaring that ladies solely comply with you as a result of they assume you are virtually homosexual.

Lastly, everybody loves you almost completely and is prepared to go with out males for all times? Are you kidding!? That is so unrealistic it is offensive! So we do not need to hear your anti-fantasy arguments, irrespective of how legitimate they’re IRL.

Put merely, we’re offended we’re not you. So now we have a unified message for you, Leon Traxler.

Fuck you, protagonist!

Now preserve anti-simpism out of your goddamn mouth, ya fucking half-simp.

Signed with hate, Anti-Simps and Anti-Incels for Equality.

PS. Your girls are good, and we do not hate on them. Please do not kill us, as this can be a backhanded praise the world can agree on. We won’t attend the following occasion, as anti-simps respect power indifferently and worth our lives.”

—

Laughter hadn’t stopped since Leon started studying the notice aloud. It was all too absurd.

“Nicely, this has been one hell of a detour.” He laughed, “What do you say that we get in some god pajamas and revel in sleeping in a mattress for the primary time in… what looks like eternally?”

The haremites exploded in pleasure.

“Additionally, contestants, be happy to make use of the showers to rinse off.” Leon commented, “I do not know what sort of lazy, low-grade occasion planner determined to place the washing occasion earlier than a identified thriller occasion, however they want fired for his or her half-baked planning.”

He smiled in self-deprecation, and the stadium went wild.

After everybody was in movement, he turned to Caitlyn and reached out, indicating he needed to carry arms in a public show.

The blonde turned vivid pink to the tip of her ears and accepted his hand with overwhelming feelings that may suffocate a new child kitten.

Then he turned to Lindy. “When you’re within the temper tomorrow, you will get your second. So let Caitlyn have hers tonight, okay?”

Lindy’s face turned vivid pink when she heard that they’d make love quickly, and he or she dry-swallowed, nodding hesitantly. She used all her willpower to suppress her wishes.

“After that second, we’ll speak about your affliction.” He mentioned with a posh expression, “I would like our first expertise to be as issues are. After that, I am going to be sure to’re happier than you’ve got ever been. To me, your happiness brings me the slight little bit of optimistic feelings I really feel.”

The brunette felt like she was struck by a bag of bricks, smiling with overwhelming feelings. “Okay, I am unable to wait!”

Lastly, he turned to Reina and Tricksie. “Don’t fret, you two. I have never forgotten about you.

Please be affected person, as I would like Harem Metropolis to be worthy earlier than I settle for you into our lives totally. I am working onerous to provide you two the life you deserve.”

Each nodded with teary eyes, feeling their our bodies warmth up.

“Okay, let’s go.” Leon chuckled breathlessly, “I’ve to an enormous gap within the canopies to clarify.”

—

[A/N: If I return to Harem God, I’m doing it on my terms and bringing back the vicious, venting satire that made it great. I’ve lost 99% of my readers by offending just about everyone once. Well, it might be your turn. This isn’t funny enough, but I first needed to vent the anger I’ve developed since writing this novel. Otherwise, I couldn’t write another sentence. Anyway, I’m back, maybe. I have a lot to vent over and more experience writing sex scenes with PlayCult, so there’s material here for days.]