“I appear to be a software, do not I?” Leon sighed, placing on the Silk Gown of Excessive Tradition he gained as a part of the Apocalypse Occasion panty occasion.

It was a easy crimson silk gown with black lapels. Its solely distinctive characteristic was the phrase [Culture] sewn with gold thread below the fitting breast pocket in cursive.

“I am pretty sure my impartial non-harem-oriented metropolis fame will get destroyed the second I stroll out of this tent.” He chuckled bitterly, “Are you positive I ought to put on this tonight, Lindy? It’s extremely pointless.”

He turned from the mirror to his brunette companion, the one individual in his tent, for her enter.

“Huh?” Lindy requested, snapping out trance and rapidly wiping refined drool from the facet of her mouth. She turned vibrant crimson when she noticed what had occurred and regarded away.

“What….” Leon started in confusion, “If you happen to’re unable to make it till tomorrow, we will have intercourse tonight. Although it will really feel extra compelled.”

Her eyes snapped open, and she or he turned to him earlier than forcing herself to show away.

“N-No, it is simply… that gown.” Lindy stated unusually, “It seems good on you. Like… actually good. Like, fuck-me-right-now good. Gah, what the fucks up with that gown!? It is making issues sophisticated!”

He regarded down in confusion and noticed her avoiding it just like the plague. “Ought to I take it off to ease up your sexual attraction? I do not need to harm–“

“No! It is advisable put on that!” Lindy interjected aggressively, “I… don’t fret about me tonight. I need to await the fitting time for our… first time… so I will simply please myself.

Nonetheless, this [is] the fitting time for that gown. You want it to your picture!”

Leon regarded down in intense puzzlement. “This? For my picture?”

“Oh. Fuck. Sure.” She grinned, “Leon, that screams, [Yup, Harem City is actually a harem], adopted by, [yeah, so when’s the Tag event again]?”

He cocked his head to the facet. “Wait. So that you’re saying it’ll crush my picture, however ladies will not care?

What about affordable ladies who’ve been lured into third-wave feminism studying the Huff? We’re opening these partitions to victims of psychological abuse; I assumed we already mentioned this.”

“Ummm….” Lindy blinked twice in disbelief, processing his severe but mind-bending phrases, “It… would not matter? If ladies are straight, they’re going to make an enthusiastic exception.

Lesbians and the remainder of the LGBTQQIP2SA² alphabet soup will present up for the facilities and the limitless provide of ladies. So that you needn’t fear about them.”

“I see.” Leon sighed on the unusually rational argument, turning again to the physique mirror in his tent, “So are you saying that this gown will likely be near-universally interesting? I do not know what it does.”

The brunette checked out him unusually. “You have not learn the outline?”

He turned to her with a wry smile. “I am anxious it will do one thing questionably sketchy that others aren’t bothered by, however I will not put on it regardless.”

“I can see that…. Will you present me the outline?” Lindy requested, reaching out her hand, nonetheless refusing to take a look at him.

“Certain.” Leon replied, grabbing her hand.

“I… haha hahahaha!” When she noticed the outline, she burst into uncontrollable laughter.

“Yup, tremendous sketchy.” He stated dryly, getting ready to take it off.

“No! No!” Lindy cried, grabbing his fingers between breaths, “You… hahaha… ought to… haha… learn it….”

Leon regarded to the sky with an unenthused expression. “If that is tremendous creepy, I will by no means blindly belief any present any of you you give me once more.”

After warning the gods, he opened up the gown’s description. When he did, his expression crumbled.

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Merchandise: Silk Gown of Excessive Tradition

Grade: Legendary

Description: A daily crimson and black silk gown with results that you just should not misjudge or misread.

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“Off to an excellent begin.” He chuckled mockingly, “Any time somebody writes that you just should not misjudge a growth in a harem… something… the MC has intercourse together with his sister within the subsequent scene.

Then everybody drops the novel, and the writer hits the assessment part like–you infants should not have stopped studying! In *actually the subsequent chapter* you study that he is adopted!

Subsequently, she’s only a member of the family he was raised with however is not technically household, and he is simply somebody who thought that they had intercourse with their organic sister however really did not!”

Lindy laughed and rubbed his shoulders. “Simply learn it. Reeeaaaad it!”

He sighed and continued.

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Results:

1. Works on people who align with the sexual orientation of the wearer hereby known as potential companions (i.e. impacts straight/bisexual ladies for heterosexual males and impacts homosexual/bisexual males for gay males.).

2. Makes potential companions 50% extra prepared to simply accept and specific their emotions in regards to the wearer’s attractiveness.

3. Potential companions discover constructive character traits enticing.

4. Raises appeal by 5% for potential companions the wearer is aware of.

5. Raises or lowers appeal by as much as 10% for potential companions the wearer hasn’t met, contingent upon the group’s consensus.

6. Has no impact in teams the place the wearer has met lower than 50% of the potential companions. Nonetheless, it really works at a distance.

7. Solely works in social settings.

Warning: The results of the gown reverse if an individual feels repulsed by the wearer after seeing them objectively, however their willingness to simply accept their emotions and specific themselves stays.

Appeal reduces for that individual by 5%, and they’re going to see unfavorable character traits as revolting.

Observe: These provisions be sure that creepy women and men do not put on this gown to mislead, manipulate, or lure victims.

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Reward Observe: Hopefully, this can assist you to develop some minor confidence, you craven milksop.

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“This description is sex-positive to the diploma that it makes use of a authorized definition of a [potential partner] in a near-political assertion.” Leon scoffed dryly, “I’m wondering if a woke Social Media god intern wrote this.

They even ended it with an insult so pretentious {that a} respectable emperor would not use it.”

Ding!

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Social Media and Meme God Musk has gifted God Candidate Leon Traxler (@Traxxx) the next present.

Merchandise: Keep @ Work t-shirt

Grade: Frequent [Low-Quality]

Description: A troll reminder {that a} billionaire God Candidate gained the final God Trial and ascended to change into the Social Media and Meme God.

Gifter Observe: It wasn’t us; no woke folks right here at FLib HQ. Simply sleeping individuals who have not showered in three days. #NoWokeOrBroke

P.S. I am designing my every thing app for cancel-culture-fearing residents such as you. Please assist free speech and dank memes by promoting on FLib, the place we give woke folks the chook!

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“The issue is the folks, not the platform, Musk.” Leon asserted dryly, “If you happen to do not repair the issue, your every thing app will simply make it straightforward to get canceled all over the place however your app.

That stated, I hate all of your predecessors, and I am assured I might like your memes if I may really feel feelings. So stick with it.”

“Who’re you speaking to?” Lindy requested in confusion, “Who’s Musk?”

“The person who practically saved humanity by sending us away earlier than the apocalypse however received attacked by the federal government for following the legislation.” He replied, “By no means thoughts that.

Are you positive I ought to put on this, Lindy? I want a purely goal viewpoint.”

“Completely.” She replied definitively, “Do you want a second opinion?”

“That… could be nice.” Leon replied, grimacing within the mirror, “Get Cynthia. She’s as goal to a fault.”

“Okay, I will be proper again.” Lindy replied, leaving the tent.

“I really feel embarrassed even displaying Cynthia myself on this.” He sighed, wanting on the crimson gown with a conflicted expression.

A couple of minutes later, a silver-haired elf entered the tent.

“This higher be good.” Cynthia warned, “The beast ladies received Aphrodite’s Youth Restoration Cream on their ears and are having panic assaults like kittens.

In a surprising accident, there is a extra annoying race than the mortals. What would you like?”

Leon rotated to face her. “I want your opinion–will this factor destroy my fame?”

The elf’s amethyst eyes widened, and she or he stared at his barely uncovered chest in a trance, “W-Why would you ask [me]?”

“You have been probably the most goal individual I may consider.” He defined, narrowing his eyes barely at her mesmerized expression, “Is the gown making you assume unnaturally?”

Cynthia blushed and turned away, complicated him. “It isn’t altering the way in which I believe; it is simply….”

“Simply what?” Leon requested calmly, learning her unnatural mannerisms.

“It is digging up all of the ideas I murdered and buried and is aggressively attempting to drive me into confessing every thing.” The silver-haired elf gulped, “Can I go away, please?”

His eyes widened in panic when he heard [another] individual attempting to keep away from him.

“Wait, Cynthia.” Leon stated, making the panicked elf cease on the entrance, “Ought to I keep away from carrying the gown? I do not need to make folks uncomfortable round me.”

Cynthia closed her eyes and took a deep breath. “Put on the gown. It is the perfect factor that you are able to do. It seems nice on you, and if it does what I believe it does, it will be helpful to your picture.”

After answering his query, she walked out of the tent as rapidly as doable.

Leon blinked twice in exasperation. There have been [two] those who had the identical response and gave him the identical recommendation regardless of clearly feeling uncomfortable!

A brand new individual walked into the tent a second later.

“Oh, nice timing, Minx.” He stated, “This gown is having a cryptic impact on folks. Are you able to give me a 3rd opinion on whether or not I ought to put on it?”

The black-haired shadow cat turned vibrant crimson to the tip of her ears, and she or he rotated. “It seems… nice. You must put on it.”

“Wait!” He cried, watching her attempt to go away, “Everybody recommends I put on it however averts their gaze and runs away–just such as you’re doing.

This is not an order, however are you able to please inform me why folks preserve having that response? I actually need assistance, Minx.”

She rotated meekly, cringing, unable to look him within the eye. “I… have a raging want to inform you issues I should not. If others are like me, they’re leaving to keep away from saying issues that’ll get them murdered by the Dainties.

As for why I am telling you to maintain it on….”

Minx turned vibrant pink, and she or he coated her face in her fingers in embarrassment, turning round once more. “I need to take a look at you, simply not speak to you. It feels so creepy to say that!”

She ran out of the tent in mortification, leaving him surprised.

“I… haven’t any clue what is going on on.” Leon stated, surprised, “Nonetheless, I do know one thing–there’s no fucking approach I am carrying this rattling gown.

Do not misjudge the consequences? Do not misread the consequences? Want granted! Each are straightforward when you do not put on the rattling factor!”

He began taking it off. Nonetheless, because it was sliding off his shoulders–

Ding!

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God’s announcement! Particular Occasion: Assist the Craven Milksop Achieve Some Minor Confidence.

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