When everybody was notified that Mindy, the lovable pink-haired cat lady, bought the [wildest participant award] for the horny pillow battle, they stared at her in shock.
The fluffy cat lady hid her shiny purple face in her arms. “This will likely be so embarrassing.”
Embarrassing was an offensive understatement.
Appalling. Abhorrent. Atrocious.
Bewitching. Beguiling. Blandishment.
Culpable. Prison. Condeming.
Deplorable. Detestable. Wicked.
Thrilling. Enthralling. Enchanting.
One might use an alphabet of phrases the describe how terrible, deceiving, unlawful, amoral, and superb it was!
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Mindy pranced to a gaggle of girls shyly. The blonde and curly-haired brunette playfully pillow-fighting frowned after they noticed her and tried to sneak away.
They did not have an issue with the lovable cat woman–they appreciated her quite a bit.
The issue was that she was a strong 5 on the probably-should-id to super-loli scale, and nobody wished to get right into a [sexy] pillow battle together with her!
It did not matter what number of secret votes they’d get from Lolimancer God Suburu or some other perverted gods. They refused!
To make clear, the lovable cat lady did not have the face or physique of a loli, per se. If she wore a white t-shirt and a few black leggings, she’d appear like a university pupil.
Nonetheless, between her pink hair, fluffy white ears, and white bra and panties with strawberries over them, she was a supernova of fluffy cuteness. Strawberry panties. Yeah. Drop mic.
After attaching her cute voice and behavior of puffing out her cheeks when she did not get her means, she was sketch-grade jailbait and a strolling misperception manufacturing facility.
As soon as once more, there was nothing incorrect together with her. Leon would hug her in public or throw her up on his shoulders with out situation.
Nonetheless, if she tried to lace fingers with him, he’d scream [not guilty! My hands are in the air, and I’m firmly requesting someone get this thing the fuck away from me!], and the Dainty Dying Squad would acquire.
The identical was true of the ladies pillow-fighting in lingerie. Would they do nails together with her? Certain. Publicly have an attractive pillow battle together with her on digital camera? Fuck that!
Mindy noticed the ladies run away with a deep pout that wrinkled her forehead. She seemed round and located one other group of girls. Nonetheless, in addition they ran away.
Then a 3rd group fled. And a fourth. In whole, six teams prevented her!
Discontented, she seemed round with bloodthirsty eyes and located targets within the distance. After locking on, she put her pillow in her mouth, dropped onto her arms in a observe working pose, and–
Whoooooosh!
–sprinted to the group at blinding pace.
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Watching her run was surreal. Solely then have been the haremites reminded she was a beast lady!
Nobody had seen her battle, they usually understood how unusual that was for the primary time. How did the lovable fluffball survive with out her sister!?
Whereas everybody was considering comparable ideas, the pink flash materialized in entrance of the 2 girls. A second later–
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–a message popped up, hiding her utilizing her energy in motion.
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When the feed returned, Mindy and three girls have been laughing and pillow-fighting like the opposite teams on the mattress. That was all. Nothing extra.
After watching her bloodthirsty gaze and uncooked pace and energy, seeing her pillow preventing was surprising and… type of a letdown. Nonetheless, every thing modified a second later.
“Maintain up.” Mindy mentioned with a cute voice, placing up her hand in a halt sign.
“In fact!”
“If that is what you need, Mindy.”
“Simply tell us what I can do for you.”
The three lingerie-clad girls stopped instantaneously, standing with typical tones, expressions, and mannerisms–accented with lifeless eyes. It was eerie.
Mindy narrowed her eyes within the distance. After locking onto Cunning, who had but to get into her epic battle with Fritz, she studied her habits.
“Hmmm, when Cunning grabs a lady’s breasts, it would not look creepy or investigation-worthy.” She muttered, “However I am undecided if that is my vibe…. I bought it!”
The cat lady hit her proper fist on her left flat hand with a decided expression. She seemed on the lady close to her.
“Lana, Rena, Franchesca, I would like you three to chase me with pillows and attempt to grope me.” Mindy ordered, “Cunning’s killing it, so we’ll acquire quite a lot of publicity, and you’ll journey on my fame.
So let’s kill it. Make it sound as playful as attainable, kay?”
After the order, she blew them a kiss and–
“Get~over~right here, Mindy!” Lana, a busty brunette in forest inexperienced lingerie, chimed, chasing the now-giggling cat lady round.
“Do not suppose you will get to her first, Lana.” Rena, a black-haired magnificence with B-Cup breasts however a surprising physique, mentioned, “These little kitty breasts are mine!”
“Stand apart!” Franchesca demanded, “I will be the primary to grope and squeeze these little kitty titties! Mindy, recover from right here and settle for your groping!”
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Everybody watching the video recap groaned, together with the cat lady in query, purple as a tomato, watching the video with a cringing expression. Nonetheless, the worst had but to return.
The video took a really darkish flip for the more serious that eliminated everybody’s secondhand embarrassment immediately.
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Mindy pranced round with a laughing expression, crushing the lovable function. When Lana rushed her, she arched her again barely and jumped. The busty brunette seized the opening, grabbing her by the chest mid-air.
“Lana!” The lovable cat lady cried with a blushing face, emulating Cunning’s victims, “What are you doing!? Cease~that!”
Her interpretation of the scene: nailed it.
The general public interpretation of the motion:
“Hey! Why is that lady making an attempt to assault Mindy!?”
“Put Mindy down, you assaulting bitch!”
A brunette and a blonde got here speeding into the scene to avoid wasting her, making a vein bulge on the cat lady’s brow. Issues solely bought worse from there.
“Cannot cease, wont~cease!” Rena giggled, grabbing the fluffy lady’s breasts from the entrance.
Mindy’s eyes widened in panic. She forgot to reset the order; now, she was suspended above the bottom with three girls groping her. In ten seconds, issues went from horny and blushy to an assault case’s Exhibit A video proof submission. Good.
“Cease groping me and put me down.” She mentioned calmly, “It is giving folks a foul interpretation.
Simply let me do the speaking. I am going to guarantee that none of you get in hassle with Leon, kay?”
The ladies nodded with critical expressions and turned again to the working girls.
“Clarify yourselves!” The blonde, who was sporting black lingerie with white patterns, snapped.
“They did not do something incorrect, I promise.” Mindy mentioned cutely, “They have been simply being horny upon my request.”
“Mindy, you do not have to misinform us.” The brunette, sporting purple lingerie, mentioned sympathetically, “We all know these girls are perverts profiting from you. You do not have to cover it.”
“That is proper, Mindy.” The opposite affirmed, “We’ll defend you; Leon will, too. So you do not have to defend these predatory cunts who aren’t even making an attempt to defend themselves! They’re despicable girls making an attempt to hope on little women!”
Mindy’s eye twitched violently. Being handled like a battered lady made her offended. Getting known as a “little lady,” regardless of her age far surpassing human maturity, made her snap. After a deep breath–
“Whitney!” The cat lady bawled, bursting into false tears, speeding ahead for a hug.
The blonde’s eyes trembled, and he or she opened her arms to simply accept.
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After the disclaimer popped up once more, the footage resumed solely a second later.
“Um, Whitney?” The brunette muttered, “What is going on on? Why do you appear like that?”
“What do you imply?” Whitney requested, turning to the brunette. Whereas her tone sounded pure, her eyes have been vast open, and her pupils dilated to the max, making them black voids of despair.
The sight chilled the brunette to the bone. “W-What is going on on, Mindy?”
“I simply advised her a brilliant particular secret.” Mindy replied with a piercing smile, “It is a bit surprising, nevertheless it’s suuuuuper related. Can I let you know, Martha?”
“N-No, I can not, Mindy.” Martha shook her head slowly, taking a step again, “I am going to go get somebody to type out this mess.”
The brunette rotated and began strolling away rapidly.
The lovable cat lady took a deep breath and pointed on the lady’s again. “Martha’s making an attempt to harm me and destroy everybody else’s popularity. Deliver her again at any value, and I am going to defend everybody!”
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“Do not drag her by the hair, Rena!” Mindy cried to the modest black-haired lady, who was dragging Martha again by her hair like a caveman, “Individuals are watching!”
“O-Oh, I am sorry!” Rena mentioned apologetically, releasing her hand and letting the poor lady crash to the bottom.
The cat lady slapped her brow. “Not good. Please do not be watching, Leo, please do not be watching Leo, please do not be watching.”
“Ought to we get Leon, too?” Whitney requested, cocking her head to the facet.
“What!? No! No-no-no-no-no!” Mindy cried, shaking her hand in entrance of her face.
“Hey! Is not that Martha!?”
“Yeah! She appears like she’s damage! I believe these girls attacked her, and now they are going after Mindy!”
“You are proper! Let’s hurry! Mindy, we’re coming to avoid wasting you!”
Two extra girls ran ahead to assist out, and the cat lady closed her eyes, taking a deep breath.
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“I watched and confirmed there weren’t any witnesses this time.” Martha reported, sounding regular however wanting feral, “We’re within the clear.”
“What do you imply we’re within the clear!?” Mindy cried with puffed-out cheeks, “These two are holding a half-conscious lady like a lifeless physique in broad daylight, on movie, and also you name that clear!?”
Thud!
Lana and Rena dropped the groaning lady they have been holding from the shoulders and legs.
“Sorry, Mindy.”
“I assumed that is what you wished.”
The cat lady’s eyes glazed over, wanting on the different half-conscious girls who bought bludgeoned half-to-death by a pack of half-crazed girls.
“It is okay. Let’s simply get this over with.” Mindy groaned.
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“Okay, hear up, ya’ll!” The fluffy cat lady ordered a small military of girls, “To forestall a sexual misconduct investigation and popularity shaming, everybody will overlook every thing that occurred right here to your security.
We have been all simply having an attractive pillow battle.
If this footage will get leaked to Leo… Leon… you will say that we practiced this unusual charade to seize the gods’ consideration. Do you perceive?”
All eight girls nodded in unison.
“Good. Begin your pillow battle once more.” Mindy sighed, watching them get again within the temper. As soon as they have been in movement, she lifted her flat hand and clenched it twice. “Bye, bye.”
Like a foul dream, all eight girls’s eyes stuffed with life once more. They blinked in confusion, each other in a daze.
“Mindy?” Lana mentioned in confusion, “What are you doing right here?”
“I am right here to pillow battle, girl!” The lovable, fluffy cat lady declared, working up and hitting the lady with a pillow.
After a second of shocked silence and confusion, every feeling misplaced, they joined in. Quickly, the group devolved into a correct pillow battle.
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The viewers stands within the area have been lifeless silent. Nobody might consider what they’d simply watched!
Placing apart the ultra-sketchy energy the cat lady possessed, which did not appear to be it had a time restrict, they have been shocked by Mindy’s ruthless habits!
Everybody watched Mindy level to girls and order a pack of rabid girls to assault them. After they caught the lady, they’d clobber them half-to-death like a biker gang of cavemen earlier than dragging them again to her. It did not occur as soon as! Nor twice! It occurred thrice!
Mindy seemed round with teary eyes earlier than trying to the skybox to seek out Leon her with a conflicted expression. “Leo! I can clarify, I would not….”
“Are you able to make me contact girls like that?” Leon requested coldly, sending shivers down everybody’s spines.
“I-I can not.” She replied ruefully, sobbing, “Your character would not assist it. So it’d backfire, and I would need to do something you mentioned with out limitations for an hour. Even instantly hurting myself.
That is the reality, I swear.”
Minx walked as much as him as he studied her facial expressions carefully, making an attempt to decipher the veracity of her phrases, and whispered into his ears.
Leon’s eyes widened in shock when he heard the cat lady’s phrases. “I order you to clarify it once more, this time with out sugarcoating.”
Her eyes glowed neon pink, and he or she nodded, shifting to his ears.
His eyes widened additional. “That is considerably [less] worse than you made it sound!”
“You would not consider me in any other case.” Minx reasoned dryly.
“Honest sufficient.” He chuckled, standing up and going to the sting.
Mindy watched him with a trembling gaze, afraid of what he’d say. Nonetheless, she did not look away.
“Mindy, that energy is significantly unbelievable.” Leon introduced boldly, surprising her, “Should you apply it to me, I am going to rip your coronary heart out.
Nonetheless, I am going to reward you generously for utilizing it to profit our cultured people–consensually, in fact.”
All the ladies who bought slave-ified for 5 minutes, main them to maul different girls in opposition to their wills, have been stupefied to see the lovable cat lady getting praised for the certifiably insane and felony habits!
“Positive, however I would like hugs!” Mindy demanded bossily, ignoring the shocked haremites, “And to sleep with you–“
An enormous 20-foot scythe materialized out of skinny air mid-sentence. It was horrifyingly responsive.
“–just in the identical mattress, not intercourse!”
The scythe within the skybox solely halved, which left it at a cool ten-foot blade of twisting, acutely aware miasma that ate by way of something it touched.
“On the foot of the mattress, like a traditional cat!” Mindy cried in horror, staring into the jaws of dying. The blade dropped one other 5 ft, leaving it a wholesome measurement for a correct bloodbath.
“In my pajamas!” The cat lady added desperately, making the blonde put away her scythe.
Nonetheless, it did not give her consolation. Mindy felt Lindy’s psychological claws tugging her jugular vein like a parachute string, and the blonde’s eyes have been deadly.
“Full pajamas, not pajama shorts or a skimpy shirt!” Mindy added, shaking her arms desperately.
Reina gave her a horrifying smile that mentioned, [still playing for loopholes, I see?].
“With a bra and panties on.” Mindy mentioned, kicking the bottom in dejection.
All of the Dainty Dying Squad members huffed in annoyance when Leon nodded. “As soon as.
You’ll be able to sleep on the foot of our mattress as soon as [after you put that power to good use].”
Mindy’s eyes lit up in unrefined happiness. “Okay!”
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[A/N: Hey there! Long time no talk. The love I get from this community is vibrant and makes me want to return, but this novel is emotionally difficult to write.
So I’ve compromised and started writing a wild, early-HG-style yandere comedy called “My Yandere Harem is a Nightmare” [for you] with lovable girls who’re next-level insane. It is a whole clusterfuck.
A lot love, everybody. I have been excited about you every day. Sincerely, Margrave]