Chapter 380: 1: Lolis Plot…ugh

I ended my dialog with the silly wizard and the fool vampire to go to Miyu’s college.

I did not have to make use of area magic as Zelretch provided to drive me to the elementary college on the town. Apparently he received some type of signal that his disciples did one thing silly, so he wanted to go to highschool too.

“Hey Pay attention! Watch out, the canine is after extra lolis!” – Navi, this isn’t the time…

“The hero is a lolicon?” – Merlin checked out me with shock, however then he smiled understandingly… – “Oh, as anticipated of a contemporary Japanese man”

What?

Zelretch smiled unusually. – “As anticipated of the nation the place the Mahou Shoujos arose, that’s the reason there are such a lot of tales the place magical ladies use the ability of affection to combat monsters with tentacles”

… What?

“Hey Pay attention! That is proper, my canine is the ultimate villain that can fill all of the lolis with white magic hahahaha!” -… For God’s sake, Navi, simply shut up…

I am mentally drained…

Zelretch, Merlin, and Navi stored spouting silly issues as we moved to the elementary college.

The quantity of crap I heard in lower than a minute was sufficient to make me want for loss of life…

So we received to the varsity and I went to the principal’s workplace. I haven’t got a lot persistence, so I used a little bit of my hero presence to scare the principal so he would not dare disobey me.

On this means, I had the principal name Miyu to the principal’s workplace, in addition to one other little woman who was talked about by Abby.

My chat with Merlin and Zelretch had lasted for a number of hours, so there was solely an hour left of faculty, however I am not within the temper to attend.

One other factor to say is that, upon arriving on the college, Zelretch separated from us for a second to seek out his disciples since they had been each close to the varsity and plainly they prompted an issue.

I’ve a sense that the 2 feminine disciples are the reason for the issue with Miyu…

[Paranoia: 100% chance that it is, but there are traces of a strong path of destiny, so it is likely that this is all because of the main plot of this World]

How troublesome.

Merlin is now wearing trendy garments to cover his legendary sorcerer id, the one factor that stands out about him is his bodily attractiveness, so a few of the academics could not cease gazing him.

Navi turned invisible to regular folks and is now chatting with Melin whereas we look forward to Miyu to return to the principal’s workplace.

“And that is how Mordred-chan was born… Sure, I admit that I made a mistake by not keeping track of Morgan, however properly, that was a canon occasion and the Will of the World threatened to hit me if I prevented the destruction of Camelot, though to be trustworthy, I did not suppose to cease the autumn of the dominion since I began to get bored seeing Artoria-chan performing like a chilly and proud cultivator” – Merlin nonchalantly drank tea whereas persevering with to wreck my appreciation for literature and historical past.

I simply discovered that King Arthur is feminine and that he had a toddler together with his sister as a result of Merlin used magic to show the King into a person in a single day.

Navi mentioned that I have to observe the incestuous legend of the King of Camelot… Fucking asshole.

The unique thought was for Arthur and Guinevere to provide a descendant, however Morgan drugged the king and extracted her sperm to create a homunculus with their blood. Thus was born Mordred, the villain who destroyed Camelot…

By the way in which, Mordred can also be a lady…

When Umaru was a toddler, I learn her the story of King Arthur, and I preferred that story. The extent of disappointment I am feeling can’t be described in phrases.

Fucking Japanese authors, they make the whole lot and everybody hypersexualized ladies…

“Hey Pay attention! You siscon canine, in your subsequent discount with the silly girl make her offer you King Arthur, her spouse, her sister, and her daughter! You will need to have an orgy in entrance of the British Parliament to show that you’re the true king along with your Excalibur!”

I made a decision to disregard Navi for the sake of my non-existent sanity.

Earlier than Miyu arrived, the door opened and 4 folks entered.

“Lu-ahem, Seiji, I am bored, let’s go play one thing” – Nyaruko entered nonchalantly whereas she ate one of many ice lotions I made.

“…” – Aotian remained silent as he checked out Merlin. She is analyzing the power of the wizard, however she stopped listening to it, noting that the wizard is just not a menace.

“Senpai, your sister went to satisfy her associates, however don’t fret, the group of ineffective is together with her” – BB spoke with out curiosity and sat subsequent to me whereas taking out her cellular phone to harass folks on the web.

By the way in which, at the moment BB is disguised as Luis, though she does not emit Auriel’s blessing, so the folks of the supernatural world will know that she is just not the true Hero of Concord.

“Oh, the system person and the princess of the cultivators, what a pleasing shock~” – Merlin acknowledged Nyaruko and Aotian, so his curiosity turned to BB since he is aware of I am Luis, though he did not ask any questions since he isn’t an fool and is aware of that it’s harmful to delve into the secrets and techniques of somebody who is way stronger.

“Eh?” – Nyaruko checked out Merlin and her eyes confirmed emotion, plainly she likes that character. – “He’s the Dickwizard!”

…I put my hand on my face.

Even with Paranoia I did not suppose I would hear one thing so silly.

“Dickwizard?” – Merlin opened his eyes with a silly pleased face. – “That sounds good! No extra Magus of Flowers, now I will be the legendary Dickwizard!”

…

“Fou Fou (You’re the legendary fool)” – I share the considered Beast IV.

In the course of the dialog with the 2 idiots, I additionally paid consideration to Beast IV.

From what I see, the seal Merlin placed on the Beast prompted Beast VII to quickly lose its management over Beast IV, so the little animal is not an enemy for now.

One other necessary side is that Beast IV doesn’t hate people and really appears to love human society, particularly meals.

One other factor is that Beast IV has a few of its reminiscences sealed, so the little animal does not know that it’s an apocalyptic beast designed to wipe out people, the little animal thinks that it’s a magical beast that Merlin subdued after a combat.

Merlin appears to know what the Beasts are and has data on Beast VII. He appears to be planning to make Beast IV study to like people and thus be keen to guard people, and certainly, that plan is working.

Merlin made an off-the-cuff remark that Beast IV resides within the human society alongside wizards, however he introduced it with him to this metropolis to assist him examine since Beast IV has good instincts to detect invisible enemies.

One thing I’ve seen within the few hours watching the little animal, is that the instinctive hatred that the creature ought to really feel in direction of people was channeled in direction of Merlin, so Beast IV is not an enemy of humanity.

I insist, Merlin looks like an fool, however he’s very crafty…

By the way in which, the seal limits the language of Beast IV and he can solely say the quantity 4 in English, however his diction is fallacious and that is why the sound fou sounds. As a means of mocking, Merlin gave it that identify, so now Beast IV is known as Fou.

Ortro may see that Fou is a Beast similar to her, so she’s just a little indignant that Fou is now sitting on my head consuming a cookie.

Fou does not know that I am Beast V, however the blessings of the goddesses in my harem, my title [Alchemist of Life], my faux aura of Hero, and Auriel’s blessing make me pleasant to animals.

I sighed internally. – “Fou is sort of a pet and Ortro is a good friend, they’re two various things”

“Nn” – Ortro smiled feeling pleased and stored chewing the heads of the idiots that made Umaru cry.

Fou is an asexual creature with no reproductive talents, it have fluffy fur and never having the talent to take a humanoid type. It’s the excellent pet.

My earlier pet, Kon, stayed in my metropolis as she lastly managed to rebuild her daughters’ souls. Now she and her daughters live in the identical temple the place we met and later I’ll assist her meet with Senko and Shiro since she needs to speak to her descendants, however that is a plot for later so long as the fool creator does not overlook.

Then again, I’m significantly fascinated with killing Merlin to stick with Fou…

“Hmm? Why do I really feel at risk? – Merlin stopped joking with Nyaruko and appeared on the ceiling with confusion.

“We’re all at risk” – I sighed with concern.

“Is the scenario that unhealthy?” – Aotian frowned.

I nodded. – “In a second I’ll clarify the whole lot, however first there’s one other matter”

“Senpai solely thinks about his cute loli” – BB smiled mockingly.

“Do not say it that means, she’s my daughter” – I frowned.

BB’s smirk grew. – “So Senpai will reject the emotions of the loli kuudere?”

“…” – As a present of maturity, I made a decision to disregard her.

“Heh, lolicon” – BB smirked.

The crimson lightning bolts generated by [Sadism] trigger instinctive worry in most individuals as they’re the visible illustration of struggling.

I launched Navi and kicked her apart, then checked out Illya. – “I see, so you might be her good friend…”

Illya swallowed fearfully, however she met my eyes with out flinching. – “Y-Sure, she is my good friend, right this moment I needed to ask her to eat at my home…”

I stood up and walked over to Illya.

I raised my hand and directed it to her small head.

The vampire’s disciples closed their eyes as they thought that I’m going to torture the brat and didn’t need to look.

Illya was terrified, however she did not suppose to run. She is a trustworthy and cussed good friend.

Then again, the magic wand needed to guard Illya, however a series of purple power entangled it in order that it might cease saying silly issues.

“You are a good woman” – I spoke gently as my hand gently patted the woman’s head.

“Gueeh?” – Illya made a wierd sound of confusion, however she felt that the feeling of my hand on her head was very comfy.

I haven’t got a particular talent associated to go pats, however my approach for pampering was honed by my daughters.

This method is beneficial in ladies with tragic pasts, however it’s also very efficient with brats with household abandonment issues.

Plainly this brat has a parental abandonment downside, so my parental angle had an enormous impact on her coronary heart…

Ah, that is going to be crap.

I eliminated my hand from Illya’s head and smiled kindly. – “I’m glad that Miyu has such a great good friend, if you happen to want one thing don’t hesitate to ask”

Miyu appeared on the means I smiled at Illya and was pleased that I accepted her friendship with the little woman, however she additionally felt an unfamiliar feeling of bitterness in her chest seeing the kindness I am exhibiting in direction of a brat I simply met.

Illya blinked just a few occasions as she was confused by my change in angle, however shortly smiled feeling pleased that I am not in opposition to her friendship with my daughter. – “Thanks very a lot Mr”

“Pfff, hahahaha! The loli treats you want a middle-aged loser whenever you’re only a silly teenager with motherly trauma hahahaha!” – Navi was nonetheless convulsing on the bottom, however that did not cease her from saying silly issues.

I sighed and stepped on Navi once more whereas [Sadism] activated on my foot.

As Navi screamed in excessive ache, I began to talk. – “Zelretch, I’m not indignant along with your disciples since Miyu made her personal resolution, however…”

I checked out Miyu and Illya who had been gazing Navi. – “Brats, do you perceive what you might be moving into?”

Miyu was the primary to nod. – “I need to have the ability to assist father and for that I want energy”

I sighed closely. – “Miyu, that isn’t vital, you’re a woman and I’m your father, my obligation is to guard you and your obligation is to make associates to play with”

Miyu clenched her small fists in entrance of her chest as she stubbornly stared at me. – “I need to shield father”

It is a fucking headache, however I can not deny that I need to smile. This brat is actually like my daughters…

I shook my head, however I did not insist anymore and let Miyu make his personal choices. Anyway, I have already got plans for her and I do know what I have to do together with her to guard her… Ugh, this can be a shit.

Now I centered my gaze on Illya. – “And do you perceive what you might be getting your self into?”

Illya was about to nod, however I held up my hand to cease her.

“No, you do not perceive” – I spoke significantly. – “Woman, I see that you’re sort and I’m glad that you’re Miyu’s good friend, however you actually don’t perceive what you might be getting your self into, that is extra harmful than you possibly can think about, in actual fact…”

I now appeared on the previous man’s feminine disciples. – “You two do not perceive both”

The black-haired woman frowned. – “In fact I perceive, I understand how harmful the lifetime of a magician is and I do know that I can die if I make a single mistake, don’t suppose that I’m like these ladies who have no idea the hazards of the world”

The blonde woman snorted in disdain. – “Even if you’re a really sturdy hero, don’t suppose that you could deal with me like a toddler, I’m a prodigious magician and the satisfaction of the Edelfelt household”

I see. When I discovered Miyu, her final identify was Edelfelt within the data, so within the authentic plot she should have been adopted by the blonde woman.

I checked out Zelretch. – “The personalities of your disciples are… peculiar”

Zelretch smiled carefree. – “They’re gifted ladies, though a bit foolish”

Each ladies had been upset at being known as a idiot, however they didn’t dare to argue with the previous man.

“Anyway, I’ve a query” – I appeared significantly on the previous man. – “I heard one thing about magic playing cards. What is occurring?”

“This?” – Illya took a card from her pocket.

“It is advisable retailer the cardboard higher, it might be a catastrophe if you happen to lose it” – The black-haired woman started to scold the brat.

“… I am sorry…” – Illya appeared down sadly.

This little woman is just not made for a hostile atmosphere, however on the similar time, I can see her immense potential… Additionally, there’s something attention-grabbing in her soul.

“Let me see that” – I prolonged my hand in direction of Illya.

The brat did not look forward to the black-haired woman’s approval and put the cardboard into my hand.

“Illya!” – The black-haired woman yelled angrily at how obedient the brat was.

I ignored the woman and a lollipop appeared in my hand to offer to Illya. – “Good woman”

“Thanks” – Illya smiled and ate the lollipop with out fascinated with the likelihood that I am a pervert who put some drug within the sweet.

Ah, I will have to speak to this brat’s dad and mom. Illya is just too harmless and naive, which is harmful…

No, on second thought, that ought to be regular since on the floor this can be a protected nation, however her naive stupidity nonetheless annoys me.

I additionally gave Miyu a sweet since she was jealous, although she did not notice her personal emotions.

Paranoia and Ciel shortly analyzed the cardboard and I discovered what had caught my consideration.

This factor is related to the Throne of Heroes in an attention-grabbing means.

Some magicians can summon the Servants with Shiki’s permission, however generally errors occur within the Throne and due to that some Servants are stolen, similar to what occurred within the Lostbel.

Then again, Servants are literally simply low-cost copies that possess a tiny fraction of the ability of the true Heroic Spirit, plus it does not matter if the Servant is destroyed, corrupted, or kidnapped to a different World, ultimately it is only a bunch of information simply replicable.

Servants are usually nugatory disposable clones, the actually priceless factor is the precise Servants’ our bodies.

To present an instance, the feminine Servants I obtained in China are the precise our bodies. Which means that my Servants are stronger and have no type of restrictions, they will even journey to different Worlds and train all their talents.

Whereas that is useful, this additionally signifies that they’ll die if their our bodies are destroyed, which is a weak spot.

When a international entity invades this World, Shiki usually sends waves of Servants in opposition to the enemy. Servant clones are consistently being killed, however Shiki is ready to preserve creating extra and that’s how she destroys the invaders.

It’s considerably much like a hive of carnivorous ants attacking an elephant. Individually they’re insignificant, however in giant teams they will kill the large mammal as a result of put on and tear.

In brief, there are three strategies of acquiring Servants: ritual to summon a short lived copy, Shiki’s direct order, or stealing an actual physique.

To this has simply been added a fourth methodology.

The cardboard in my hand is the materialization of a Servant’s energy.

This does not imply that this factor is a Servant, however judging from the design, it was made in order that mages can wield the ability of Servants with their very own our bodies.

Moreover, Goddess of the System discovered traces of a possession ritual the place it’s potential to sacrifice a soul to create a man-made Servant.

These Servants will not be as sturdy as the actual our bodies of the Heroic Spirits, however they’ll be capable to ignore all the constraints of the Throne of Heroes, making them helpful slaves.

Seeing the options of the ritual hidden within the card, I’ve a tough thought of the plans of the one that made this card.

There is a little bit of Zelretch’s magic inside the cardboard, however he did not make this factor, somebody discovered a few of the previous man’s secrets and techniques and used them within the card.

All that is nonetheless inside the usual of this World, however my title [Editor] discovered a plot error.