Chapter 375: Shy Woman

After losing time beating up idiots, I used to be lastly capable of go to Umaru’s classroom to accompany her to her assembly together with her pals.

Saki will not accompany me to Umaru’s assembly since she was left in Medaka’s care.

Earlier right now, Saki went with Hiratsuka to the principal’s workplace as a gaggle of boys came to visit to admit to her crimes and apologize to Saki for all of the bullying.

This was too delicate a topic, so it was executed discreetly in order to not worsen Saki’s repute, so she went to the workplace along with Hiratsuka and listened to the honest apologies of the reanimated corpses.

She needed to maintain again her tears because it was the primary time somebody regretted hurting her, so Hiratsuka had to stick with the lady within the infirmary till she might settle down.

Saki is an effective lady and he or she stated she did not wish to go along with me to the assembly so she would not be a trouble. She has been with lots of males, each youngsters and adults, so it will likely be unhealthy if the idiots acknowledge her and trigger hassle for Umaru’s pals.

I informed her that she should not fear since I can care for the issues, however she insisted that she does not wish to make Umaru hated by her pals.

Hiratsuka overheard our dialog and her angle in the direction of Saki grew to become increasingly more mild, though she additionally elevated her anger in the direction of the boys who abused Saki, in addition to being very upset with the lady’s mother and father.

Saki hasn’t talked about it, however I am certain she was abused by her father and that is why she does not wish to return to her home, plus it looks like her mom hates her out of jealousy.

Anyway, I will have one among my subordinates pay a sort go to to Saki’s mother and father.

After speaking for a bit, we determined that Saki would go residence with Medaka since she normally stays out late from faculty since she has lots of work within the pupil council.

Really, Medaka does not want to try this a lot work, however she enjoys having lots of pointless duties. She’s a workaholic like me.

Hiratsuka does not know that Medaka is my spouse and he thinks that we’re each neighbors, so he accepted this concept, apart from that every one the lecturers maintain Medaka in excessive esteem since her exaggerated charisma might make her president in a misogynistic nation, so she has his personal fan membership regardless of having been on the faculty for lower than two months.

For now the coed council will care for Saki they usually’ll most likely even do an investigation with regards to bullying, which is nice. On this method, I’ll solely need to intervene if issues are too difficult, comparable to instances of rape, suicide or home violence…

Ah shit, I will have lots of work… Silly social deterioration.

Anyway. It is good that Saki could make pals, perhaps that method she will set targets in her life since her mentality is so submissive that it bores me, though I am unable to deny that her want to not trigger me issues is sweet and cute.

Once I obtained to the classroom, Umaru informed me that her pals would accompany her since they’d even be a part of her venture.

Marin was very excited on the thought of changing into a cosplay mannequin, not as a result of she want to seem in magazines or as a result of she wished cash, however as a result of she needs to be an expert cosplayer.

(Writer’s Be aware: Kitagawa Marin from Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo suru)

Sylphynford appears to be all in favour of being an expert anime and online game critic, so she want to be part of my sister’s venture.

(Writer’s Be aware: Sylphynford Tachibana from Himouto! Umaru-chan)

Sawako is not a fan of anime and that form of losing time, however she was within the thought of constructing pals, so she was trying ahead to stepping into the venture.

(Writer’s Be aware: Sawako Kuronuma from Kimi ni Todoke)

As for Ina, she actually loves the concept of being an anime artist, so she’s actually excited to get into an leisure company. Most significantly, she could be very glad to have the ability to work together with folks once more with out everybody dying round her, regardless that she continues to be too shy to speak to new folks.

(Writer’s Be aware: Ina’nis Ninomae from Hololive) N0v3lTr0ve served as the unique host for this chapter’s launch on N0v3l–B1n.

From what I heard, Umaru hides her actual identify on the web because of the stupidity of the followers. It is higher for her to maintain her identification a secret, nevertheless, she revealed her identification as a web movie star to persuade her new pals to be a part of her venture.

Umaru could seem clumsy, naive, harmless and infantile, however at instances she may be fairly manipulative to get what she needs. On this case, she needs pals with the identical hobbies and whom she will belief.

If I am not mistaken, sooner or later Umaru plans to disclose the reality of the multiverse to her pals, so she will take them to anime worlds to play, however all underneath my care. Due to this, she seeks to make her pals fall in love with me, to allow them to be like sisters…

Ah, spoiled brat.

So, we headed to the assembly place.

“So, Luis-senpai is aware of all of the martial arts and can even use acupuncture?” – Marin requested me with lots of emotion like a toddler who is aware of Santa Claus.

“One thing like that” – I smiled wryly. – “Really, I designed my very own martial artwork and one among its traits is to soak up the methods of different martial arts”

Justifying my energy with martial arts sounds higher than saying that I subdued my psychological issues till they grew to become a Lovecraftian nightmare.

“Oh!” – Marin appeared to have stars in her eyes. – “Possibly Luis-senpai is a demonic cultivator who makes use of twin cultivation to grow to be stronger, that may clarify why Luis-senpai is a womanizer, perhaps Luis-senpai is a protagonist with an NTR system”

…

I insist, this lady’s creativeness by no means ceases to amaze me due to how correct it’s…

“Hey Pay attention! Your life is so cliche and uncreative that even a dumb blonde can work out your life hahahahahahaha!” – Navi was laughing in my thoughts…

Umaru shook her head gently. – “Onii-chan doesn’t want an NTR system, he’s the NTR and that’s the reason our neighbors hated us, Onii-chan prefers married ladies”

My mouth twisted and I landed a small whack on the brat’s head.

“Onii-chan itai yamete kudasai!” – Umaru checked out me with teary eyes…

“Wow, Luis-san seems to be like a good-looking sadistic villain” – Sylphynford checked out me with admiration…

Now I am certain the web rotted these ladies’ brains…

I sighed and we saved strolling.

The ladies began speaking about anime bullshit that I do not care about, so I checked out a silent lady who was awkwardly strolling subsequent to me.

Sawako is a bit shy, however a minimum of she will discuss to me with out my face, however, this lady does not even dare to make a sound since she’s too nervous.

I checked out Ina and he or she despatched me a telepathic message to clarify.

Apparently, Umaru and Ina noticed this lady once they went to the toilet. Umaru is afraid of being alone when she’s not residence, so Ina is all the time by her facet, even when she goes to the toilet.

The lady could be very stunning and appears to have a pure grace that makes her stand out, however Umaru does not take care of individuals who do not match her hobbies, so she did not thoughts, nevertheless, Ina acknowledged the lady from some collection that she favored.

Ina is an Nice Previous One able to destroying a low stage World, however she continues to be too timid, so she satisfied Umaru to speak to the lady.

Umaru’s exaggerated social abilities made the lady equal to a bit of gum caught to my sister’s shoe, so she additionally accompanied us regardless that the lady is in one other classroom.

Apparently, the lady is much like Sawako in that she has no pals, in addition to having a extreme anxiousness dysfunction that limits her communication abilities, main her to a degree of social isolation.

For sure, Sawako and the lady have been capable of get alongside rapidly due to empathy, however the lady actually does not converse, so she looks like a fantastic doll with no character.

In lower than three hours, Umaru satisfied the lady to hitch her anime group.

Marin loves cosplay and noticed that the lady’s magnificence was very appropriate for cosplay, so the conference for her to hitch her in future photograph shoots.

The humorous factor is that the lady does not perceive what is going on on and he or she’s not even all in favour of anime and video video games, she was simply glad to have pals.

“Hey Pay attention! You faux you are a cat mother amassing lonely kittens to guard them, however in actuality you are a millionaire tricking fool ladies so you possibly can fill their wombs together with your cream! Somebody name the FBI to arrest this actor hahahahaha!” – Navi and his obsession with wealthy folks begins.

“These days you make lots of feedback about high-level financial teams and pedophilia” – I smiled wryly.

Since I used to be a toddler I’ve been concerned with criminals, psychopaths, sellers and the mafia, so I do know these points nicely, however truthfully none of that issues to me. I even bought as toys and organ luggage to the kids who tried to harass Umaru.

If folks with cash wish to abuse youngsters, it isn’t my drawback. I will solely care if some fool targets my household.

“Hey Pay attention! I obtained bored watching your pathetic faculty rom-com so I went to the flicks and noticed a comedy about youngsters getting used as onaholes!” – Navi is laughing…

Solely a jerk like him would suppose that is humorous. For my part, it is simply boring.

Tsubaki overheard our dialog and frowned as she scolded Navi. – “You can not giggle on the struggling of harmless folks, particularly if they’re youngsters, they shouldn’t be uncovered to tragic conditions that wreck the innocence of their hearts”

Navi was silent for just a few seconds after which nodded. – “It is true, lolis should not fall into the arms of fats administrators of youngsters’s collection… All lolis needs to be inseminated by my canine whereas they scream yamete kimochi AHAHAHAHAHAHA…!”

Navi disappeared earlier than Tsubaki angrily yelled at her.

“You see, I’ve lived most of my life in a foreign country, however I perceive that many individuals do not wish to be known as by their first identify and like the final identify…” – I spoke softly.

“…” – The lady wished to say that she did not care, though she really felt embarrassed that I known as her by her identify, however on the identical time she wished that to point out that she sees me as somebody reliable .

“Even so” – I smiled innocently. – “Is it okay if I name your identify?”

“…..” – The lady blushed and nodded.

“Good” – I saved smiling as if I did not notice the emotions which are rising in her coronary heart. – “Everytime you want one thing, don’t hesitate to search for me and I’ll assist you, Shouko”

(Writer’s Be aware: Shouko Komi from Komi-san wa Komyushou Desu)

Shouko unconsciously smiled, although she seemed down from her as a result of she was too embarrassed.

In entrance of us, Umaru subtly gave me a thumbs up as she chatted together with her pals. She had been attentive to my dialog with Shouko whereas she made certain that her pals did not discover us.

I smiled wryly to myself. I have to admit that I make a very good crew with that brat.

I continued speaking with Shouko as we approached the restaurant the place Umaru would see her pals.

There’s nonetheless a bit of distance between us, however now she seems to be way more comfy speaking to me.

Though Umaru’s pals are just a few steps forward of us, many idiots checked out me with jealousy since Shouko is extraordinarily stunning and it is clear that she’s having fun with chatting with me. Nicely really it is simply me speaking whereas she’s barely capable of nod.

Come to consider it, Shouko jogs my memory of somebody…

“Hey Pay attention! Cease performing like a mysterious jerk! You already knew who she was from the primary second you noticed her! It is too apparent that the silly writer simply needs so as to add waifus as a result of sure!”

….

Tremendous, I admit it.

I grew to become all in favour of Shouko since I noticed her along with Umaru since I do know her household, or nicely, I do know her mom…

Two years in the past I had a bit of rage after I used to be practically killed on a mission gone improper.

I truthfully do not even understand how I survived, however somebody made certain to avoid wasting me from bleeding to demise in an alley…

Ah, I really feel like that can matter sooner or later, however proper now it does not matter.

The purpose is that after I recovered from my accidents, I felt livid for failing that mission by way of my very own carelessness.

To cope with the anger, I hunted down some perverts and petty criminals to beat them to demise, then cremated the corpses and buried them in a playground.

After eradicating the proof, I went to a bar and drowned myself in alcohol, then sought out some ladies to vent my frustration.

To my unhealthy luck, the ladies I do know have been busy, so I ordered my subordinates to search for engaging ladies who have been drunk in close by bars.

That night time I used to be with a few ladies and one among them was a married girl with an brisk angle who had gone out together with her husband to rejoice their anniversary, however they each had too many drinks, so I took the chance to speak to the drunk girl.

Legally, it was her who seduced me, though she did it as a joke since at the moment I did not use my Seiji identification, so she thought that I used to be simply an harmless 15-year-old boy who walked into the bar by chance. She by no means imagined that the harmless prank would finish with us in her mattress whereas her husband slept on the street.

The following morning, the girl was horrified that she had introduced one other man to her mattress whereas her husband was asleep in entrance of the practice station.

After that, she begged me to depart her home and never inform anybody about what occurred. She even provided me her household’s financial savings, which I accepted, as a result of nicely, at the moment I cared extra about cash than about my very own life.

The girl’s husband and kids didn’t know what occurred. The husband thought he was very drunk and in Japan it’s regular for workplace employees to sleep on the road, the irony is that he felt responsible for not accompanying his spouse on their anniversary and he thought that she returned residence as a result of they argued, so he he was very apologetic to the girl.

Regardless of every thing, the error of an evening didn’t finish there.

At the moment I nonetheless had a grudge towards my household, so I felt livid and jealous after I noticed that the girl was a very good mom who beloved her youngsters, so like a sociopath would do, I seemed for a solution to wreck that household.

Nicely, ruining households was one among my hobbies, so it was simple.

I did not need to blackmail the girl into sleeping with me once more, as an alternative of one thing so boring, I used the painful feeling of guilt in order that she was the one to hunt me out.

I principally made her really feel like she had manipulated and performed me, which made her really feel responsible for benefiting from a naive teenager with household issues.

On this method, I maintained my relationship together with her for a number of months till my already restricted feelings continued to decrease from the fixed assassination missions.

Ultimately, I gave up on the lookout for her and misplaced contact together with her.

The final time I noticed her was a 12 months in the past and I had already forgotten about her, so seeing Shouko made me bear in mind the previous.

“Hey Pay attention! Your model of the previous was an actual Chad! Cease being a SIMP bitch and return to being a chilly, unfeeling Chad who makes use of ladies as nugatory objects! Your emotional and mawkish bullshit disgusts me!” – Navi continues to show that the view of male supremacy is silly.

Nicely, it does not matter.

I like with the ability to really feel love for my wives and I do not plan to return to being the detached jerk I used to be prior to now, however…. Hmm, Shuuko, I’m wondering how she’s doing that cheerful girl…

(Writer’s Be aware: Shuuko Komi from Komi-san wa Komyushou Desu)

“Hey Pay attention! A Lolichad’s favourite meals is scorching oyakodon!”

…Jokes apart, oyakodon is among the few Japanese meals I like.

“Monika…” – I spoke internally as we arrived on the restaurant. – “Examine a lady named Shuuko Komi”

“Okay, expensive” – Monika replied fortunately. – “She is a married girl, would you like her husband to have an accident?”

“No, that can trigger an disagreeable scenario” – I smiled as we entered the maids’ restaurant the place the lady with a foul mood labored. – “That the husband receives a chemical castration, as well as, he seems to be for the place he works and will increase his stress ranges to the purpose that he has burnout”

“Okay, I will have somebody put caffeine and nicotine in every of his meals” – Monika responded tenderly, she is an cute lady.

“This turned sinister…” – Nia spoke with a confused expression.

I do not suppose so, I am only a madman on the lookout for one other man’s spouse.

Once we entered the restaurant, a waitress was about to serve us, however the grumpy waitress rushed over to us when she noticed my face.

I smiled wryly seeing the lady with a frown. – “What’s occurring? Is my pretty maid not glad to see me?”

Misaki seemed offended, however there have been many advanced feelings combined in her gaze.

(Writer’s Be aware: Misaki Ayuzawa from Kaichou wa Maid-Sama!)

“Welcome, expensive clients, I will take you to your desk” – Misaki did not reply to my mockery and he or she compelled herself to smile kindly.

Oh, it looks like she needs to inform me lots of issues, however she does not know find out how to do it, so she can be my private waitress for now.

I shrugged and pointed at Umaru. – “Good, by the best way, the brat made a reservation or one thing like that”

Misaki confirmed no shock and nodded as she pretended to smile tenderly, regardless that she’s a foul actress. – “We’ve got ready a desk for you, expensive clients”

Umaru nodded with a smile. – “It was a good suggestion to decide on this place, nothing is best than seeing an offended tsundere”

“….” – Misaki clenched her enamel, however managed to point out a smile, though a vein on her brow was marked by anger. – “P-Please comply with me, expensive clients”

Umaru had known as the restaurant to order a non-public room the place she might discuss quietly together with her pals.

Though this can be a maid-themed cafeteria, it may also be thought-about a household restaurant and subsequently no sexual companies are offered. The explanation why there are personal rooms is as a result of the problem of privateness is considerably extreme in Japan, so there are areas the place clients can eat with out having to listen to and see different clients.

Once we sat down, Shouko sat subsequent to me since she felt extra comfy with me, in any case, now I am her most trusted pal.

Whereas we waited, I ordered meals with silly names and was happy to see Misaki put the cat ear headband again on.

I am certain the blond boy is livid since I smiled at him when Misaki led us to the personal desk… That is enjoyable.