“Andrew!” a girl says in a husky, thickly-accented voice. “So glad you got here! Welcome to casa mia!”

Mrs. Harris, Brody’s and Charlee’s mom, pulls me right into a freakishly sturdy hug contemplating her petite body. I virtually bend in half so I can strategically angle my decrease physique away from her. It’s factor, too, as a result of as Charlee begins strolling away, her fingertips simply occur to graze my ass, dropping dangerously near my nuts. As she heads into the opposite room, my eyes land on her ass, making the erection scenario even worse.

I straighten up and put my arms in my pockets. “Good to see you once more, Mrs. Harris. It’s been some time.”

She locations her hand over her coronary heart. “Mio Dio, look how huge and robust you at the moment are! You’re such good-looking, virile boy. You and Carlotta will make lovely infants.”

“Wh-what?” I stutter.

“I count on at the very least three, or higher but, 4. You’re each about the identical age, no? You need to begin quickly. Very quickly. How about proper now? We’ve a while earlier than dinner.”

My jaw drops. “What?!”

What the hell is occurring proper now?

Mrs. Harris smirks. “Oh chill out, boy, I’m simply screwing with you. You make it too straightforward.” She chuckles. “You need to see your face proper now.”

Jesus Christ, now I see the place Brody will get it from.

“Uh…”

A boisterous snicker echoes all through the room. Mr. Harris sidles up subsequent to his spouse and kisses her on the cheek. “Sofia, let the poor man have a couple of drinks earlier than you torment him.”

“Drew,” he says shaking my hand. “Good to see you once more. What’s it been? 5 years or so?”

“9, truly,” I reply.

The one and solely time I met Mr. and Mrs. Harris was once they came visiting Brody in school. He and I lived in the identical frat home and I simply occurred to be residence on the time.

“Huh. Time flies whenever you’re having enjoyable, proper?” He nods to the tiny lady at his aspect. “This one retains me on my toes.”

I snicker. “I wager.”

Mrs. Harris rolls her eyes. “I test on lasagna now. Carlotta’s within the den. Daniel, you go present him the place it’s.”

Mr. Harris salutes. “Sure, ma’am.”

Mrs. Harris whacks him on the chest with the again of her hand. “Chooch.”

“What did she simply name you?” I ask.

“A jackass.” He chuckles softly as he watches her depart the room. “However she meant it in probably the most loving approach, after all.”

Now I’m laughing. “After all.”

He nods to the arched entryway behind him. “Let’s go get some drinks. Whiskey good?”

“Whiskey’s nice. A double can be even higher.”

He laughs and offers me a realizing look. Christ, if the primary 5 minutes have been this eventful, Charlee was proper. I’m going to wish some alcohol to outlive the following few hours.

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